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Closest Book meme
* Grab the nearest book.
* Open the book to page 56.
* Find the fifth sentence.
* Post the text of the next seven sentences in your journal along with these instructions.
* Don't dig for your favorite book, the cool book, or the intellectual one: pick the CLOSEST.

nuoc n. water; country
nuoc hoa n. perfume
nuoc mam n. fish sauce
nuoc ngoai adj., adv. foreign: abroad
nuoc tra n. tea
NG
ngay n. day, date

My closest book meme is:
VIETNAMESE Dictionary & Phrasebook

(No, I'm not learning Vietnamese. This item is only on my desk for cataloguing review purposes, no other reason.)